Too lazy to pee...
- Bladder: I can't hold it anymore!
- Brain: alright we'll get up from this amazingly confortable bed and go to the bathroom on 3, ready? 1...2...3
- Body: ...Lol bitch please.
- Brain: no? Okay from the top: 1...2...3...3...3...
- me all the time: what am i even doing

